01Baby bodysuit$24
NEIGHBORS
New clothing drop detected
There goes
the neighborhood.
An original alien clothing brand for tiny arrivals, grown earthlings, science nerds, and the neighbors who may already be living among us. Cute, funny, strange, and genuinely scary designs included.
Shop alien clothingOriginal lifeforms
No borrowed universes
No borrowed universes
Alien clothing shop
Get dressed for first contact.
Start with the garment, then pick your flavor of alien. Friendly, funny, scientific, strange, or properly frightening.
01Baby bodysuit
02Toddler tee$22
03Youth hoodie$44
04Heavyweight tee$34
05Fleece crewneck$58
06Relaxed tee$32
07Pullover hoodie$64
08Boxy heavyweight tee$36
09Embroidered cap$30
10Baby romper$26
11Garment-dyed long-sleeve tee$42
12Long-sleeve tee$42
13Heavyweight tee$36
14Youth tee$24
15Embroidered cap$30
16Fleece crewneck$58
NOT ANOTHER ALIEN TEE WITH THE SAME GREEN HEAD.
Clothing with aliens who have personalities, professions, families, bad moods, and better questions.
Science to scary Baby to adult Fully original
Resident status: unconfirmed
Some Offworld Neighbors may already be here.
They commute. They mow the lawn. They nod politely at the mailbox. Their understanding of casual Friday remains suspicious.
The science collection
Clothes for people who know the Fermi paradox is not a brunch special.
Astrobiology, spectral analysis, dark matter, extremophiles, and the big quiet question. The references are real. The creatures are ours.
Original lifeforms
No movie aliens, famous characters, copied silhouettes, celebrity faces, or borrowed lore.
Actually clever
Real science and specific jokes beat vague galaxy graphics every time.
Made after you order
Our launch plan uses print-on-demand production to avoid piles of unwanted inventory.